Whenever my friends need me, I’m always there. Whenever they need someone to talk to, I’m always there to pick up the phone. Whenever they need a hug, I troop to see them.
But when I need someone, no one’s there for me. It sucks being that one friend that STILL gives a shit about everyone else.
I think negative. Lol, that’s just me, though. I wouldn’t wanna get my hopes up. I’d rather just expect the worst.
(via fyeaahitstrangg)
- attractive boy: hi i'm famous
- attractive boy: hi i'm gay
- attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
- attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
- attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
- attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
- attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
- attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
- attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character
If someone just texts you out of nowhere saying “hey, come outside I have something for you” and you go out, and they planned a whole surprise for you. It could be anything. They could bring you a lunch box with food you like, or coffee, or anything, and it would still be cute.
(via jeanuhley)
- Teacher: Why did you not study?
- Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days. You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
(via buttcherson)
